February 09, 2009
Yiddish Stage Comedy was pretty hilarious, or at least as Grandma remembered. One of my favorites jokes, or Jewish folk tales, if you will, is Mrs. Rabinowitz Goes to the Portrait Painter.
"Mr. Painter," Mrs. Rabinowitz asks, "I want you to paint me dripping in jewels."
"I want a diamond tiara on my head. I want earrings as big as hummingbirds and bursting with rubies. I want a necklace like Marie Antoinette. Huge rings on every finger. A diamond bracelet with my diamond watch and don't forget a big brooch with every stone in it!"
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