Moose of the Moment:
Just when I was sure that I have found my Moose of Day (phooey to muse, an “It” Moose is difficult enough to find and certainly cuter than some of those furry 2-legged nature hounds!) hanging on the side of the road, I was only a stop away from some Big Apple fashion fuel.
In a neighboring town, respectively called Moose there lies a little outpost where you can get your freeze-dried backpack food, some bear spray, a bottle from Château Mouton Rothschild, huckleberry jam, and The Sunday New York Times, complete with T magazine, the women’s fall fashion bible.
While the two ladies fresh from Yellowstone sort out their change, you can hum along with “Where’d ya meet that low class white trash ho,” playing on the radio.”