One would expect that a bikini with an attached bottle opener to be tacky looking. Bottle Betty swimsuits appear stylish, at least from their web site photos.

But, it brings me to my original, head-scratching question, “Why?”

This really must be a guy thing.

All I can say is that if you are too lazy to walk to the nearest poolside bottle opener and really need to open that many bottles of beer you can rest assured that you won’t be in tiptop bikini shape for very long. To each his own…

_{Photo: via BottleBetty}