It seems that almost every other reality star takes a page from the drag queen guide to over-the-top glam, so why not just go for the real thing?

Imagine next week's episode of The Real Trannies of the East Village, America's most popular gender-bender Amanda Lepore gets her own exclusive perfume.

Cute cat fights, behind-the-scenes wig pulling, some naked tushy wiggling, along with a little lip enhancement, breast augmentation, fierce heels, one major party, and a babe who knows how to work the room-- with or without the de riquer stripper pole. It's the same set-up as every other pseudo rich bitch reality show but this time the star was brave enough to go the extra mile with his to her surgery. Can't beat that when it comes to compassion... networks, can you hear me?

The fragrance part is very real.

Launching just in in time to be the holiday gift for the girl who has everything and then some, Amanda, the truly fabulous limited edition eau de parfum created by award-winning perfumer Christophe Laudamiel. The scent is created to capture her "soft elegance, glamour and formidable strength" with notes of red lipstick, succulent strawberry, soft and strong woods, shiny fruits and yellow mandarin to evoke her blonde hair, and a dash of real Cristal® champagne to summon nightclub glamour. Amanda is ensconced in a glittering bulb of 1,000 Swarovski crystals with a blush-colored satin atomizer. Each black, custom gift box contains a  booklet featuring new photographs by acclaimed photographer Nico Iliev and will be signed and numbered by Amanda.

Where-to-Buy:
Artware Editions as of December 6, 2008; retails for $950.

Photo: Nico Iliev/Artware Editions