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Now, Welcome to my annual
merry-go-round of fashion follies-the Worst-Dressed Women List.
This past year stands out as one of the most disastrous fashion
years in recent memory-as well as being a particularly eye-popping
moment in Tinsel-Town where several worst-dressed repeat offenders
suffered collective meltdowns. There more melodrama surrounding the
Spears clan, Lindsay, Paris and a host of other
style-challenged starlets than a double feature of “Baby Jane” and
“Valley of the Dolls.” Either it was a comedy of errors or a typhoon
of terrors…you decide.
From JK Rowling outing Dumbledore to Marion Cotillard
touting Edith Piaf, there were some memorable entertainment moments
in these past 12 months. Streisand-in regal Diva Mode-took
Europe by storm. Madonna managed to look great for an
unprecedented length of time. Elizabeth Taylor re-surfaced
looking resplendent and ravishing. And that other Queen Elizabeth-as
in Winsdor-even managed to update her Stonehenge of Style image.
Yes, miracles can-and did-happen. Unfortunately, these magical
moments were few and far between. We were left with a plethora of
jaw-dropping fashion faux pas that took style to new lows…from
gigantic white sunglasses perched on every trendy face this side of
Siberia to Roman reject gladiator shoes that appeared like a fashion
fungus on every streetcomer from Palm Beach to Palm Springs.
Hopeless!
Disappointments also abounded…from the usually beautiful Nicole
Kidman who often buried herself in too much boring black to the
elegant Gweneth Paltrow in a decidedly unglamorous mood
through much of 2007. Red carpet looks were, for the most part,
unmemorable and old-hat. One longed for a Bjork or Cher
to show up to liven up the ho-hum design proceedings with their
usual fatal fashion flair.
Speaking of fatal fashion, look no further than this year's
Worst-Dressed round-up, consisting of Ten Titans of Taste-Free
Terrors. From pop Princesses to movie stars to “It” girls on
their way “Out,” this catastrophic crop of couture clowns are truly
tragic in the design department. Let it be said, however, that my
criticisms are based purely on their fashion flaws-I'm sure they're
all wonderful people beneath the deluge of dreck they drape
themselves in.
Here's hoping for a beautiful 2008...and remember: dressing well
really IS the best revenge!
Love,
Mr. Blackwell |
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Past Best
Worst Dressed Lists
of celebrity fashion misses and hits:
Mr. Blackwell Worst Dressed List 2007
Mr. Blackwell’s Best Worst Dressed
Women List 2006
Mr. Blackwell Best Worst Dressed List
2005
Mr. Blackwell Best Worst Dressed
List 2004
Mr. Blackwell Best Worst Dressed
List 2003
Mr. Blackwell Best Worst Dressed
List 2002 |
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Mr. Blackwell’s Best Worst
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Women List - 2007: |
Oops, he said it again...
Mr. Blackwell’s 48th Annual Best & Worst Dressed Women List
for 2007
Without delay, here is the fashion dish from the man who put the B in be-atch,
Mr. Blackwell...
Please keep in mind that
these opinions represent those of Mr. Blackwell and not the staff at
FocusOnStyle.com.
MR.
BLACKWELL'S 48TH ANNUAL WORST-DRESSED WOMEN LIST
10.) Alison Arngrim: Little
Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers
Almanac.
9.) Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes
fashion to a new low -
8.) Jessica Simpson: Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it
get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!
7.) Avril Lavigne: Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions
provided by…The house of Dracula!
6.) Eva Green: Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion
this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to
nose!
5.) Kelly Clarkson: Her heavenly voice soars above the rest…but those
belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of “Pro-Active” -
but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!
4.) Fergie: Another style-free “Fergie” in fashion's hall of shame? Yes,
when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!
3.) Mary Kate Olsen: YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's
look is hard to explain…she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a
hurricane!
2.) Amy Winehouse: Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below…she's
part 50's car-hop horror.
1.) Victoria Beckham: Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would
suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really
wreck-em.
*** Britney NOTE - For those of you who were expecting to see Britney's
name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was in appropriate at this time to make
comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better
year for her.
Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2007:
Reese Witherspoon, Jemima Khan, Beyonce, Angelina Jolie, Helen Mirren, Nicole
Kidman, Katie Holmes, Kate Middleton, Katherine Heigl and Cate Blanchett.
--January 8, 2008
Photo, this page only, courtesy of Mr. Blackwell.
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