Snooki

The Most Annoying Fashion and Beauty Masquerades of 2011

Kim Kardashian hawking her fragrance in Las Vegas
Or, veiled attempts by real women to impersonate drag queens! I continue to find it mind-boggling that a woman feels that to look attractive she must wear embalming makeup, mink armpit hair length false eyelashes, Tressy extensions, an orange tan, and have her boobies pushed up to her enhanced cushion lips. The heightened glam caricatures that female impersonators do best is campiness for theatricality; not for a real life way to dress to go to the mall to buy more and more and more. When you want to see some screaming good drag, leave it to the boys. READ: The Top 10 Fashion Moments of 2011 This media-perpetuated, bizarre idea of looking crass has come to a head in 2011. I would

Read More »

How to Wear a Mini and NOT Look Like a Hooker- Impromptu Madness Sharon Haver and Brad Boles, Episode 9

A little video chit chat with Sharon & Brad about when short is just too short for a miniskirt Sharon and Brad talk housewife to housewife: We love the look of a mini skirt when it's done right. But what about when too much is really just too much? You know the type... the ladies with skirts so short that you can spot their Vajazzling from a mile away... ah well, almost. Don't go slutty, go chic with some mini skirt dress tips to flatter your figure and still look hot. Watch How to Wear a Mini and NOT Look Like a Hooker: Watch more Impromptu Madness with Sharon & Brad We pulled some classy looking mini skirts to look

Read More »

Halloween Dog Costumes Are As Wild, Wooly, And Fantastic As Ever

20th Annual Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade put the woof in wild! You know that there is nothing we love more around here than a good dog costume and a fab parade and contest to show them off. It's that time of year again when New Yorkers put their best bark on and go a little experimental and zany in the name of their best friend. >> Try some ready made Pet Costumes This weekend, the 20th Annual Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade in support of the First Run dog park in the East Village has its share of (un)usual suspects to steal the show all in the name of fun. The Master of Ceremonies was "Snooki," see her below.

Read More »

Do you want to look like you’re from New Jersey, here’s a start

I know that's a loaded question... In all honesty, when the email pitch came in, I thought I was looking at a photo of Snooki. Turns out the fake-baked, jett-haired Guidolina is not Snooki from the "Jersey Shore" but Olivia Bois Sharpe from "Jerseylicious". Just like I can barely tell over-tanned, over-boobed, over-botoxed, bleached blondes apart, the same holds true for their East Coast brunette clones... they all look the same to me! Ladies, the more you over do it, the more you look alike. Throw individuality out the window, there seems to be a new stupid trend, Cliché Chic! The state that used to be the butt of bad-driving jokes is now being thrashed about as a style innovator. Ok,

Read More »

Scroll to Top